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kirbyfucker64:

"how old are you?"

"It’s a secret :3"

"aiight so either 12 or 40 got it"

frenums:

shingekinowhyiseveryonedying:

Ah, you’re watching Attack on Titan? I love that anime. The way they all just [clenches fist] die.

meidosuji:

meidosuji:

There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets.

I did it. I fucking did it. He asked me again just like I knew he would and I stared him straight in the eyes without blinking and just fucking shredded on my ukulele

vaginapowersactivate:

vaginapowersactivate:

my brother was running up the stairs on all fours and he slipped and just kind of gave up

can’t wait to tell my brother that his picture has 50 notes

vaginapowersactivate:

vaginapowersactivate:

my brother was running up the stairs on all fours and he slipped and just kind of gave up

can’t wait to tell my brother that his picture has 50 notes